KaraSimplicity

I'm Kara. I have one dimple that can only be seen with a real smile. I only eat whole peanuts and I don't like peanut butter. The words "smell" and "feet" terrify me. I'm a Bermudo, so let's drink to that!

Hook Ups

Apparently, some people don’t know what the rules are when it comes to “hooking up”. Let me break it down to you. I absolutely do not care who you’re with or even what you’re doing. I definitely don’t need apologies for it either, I can handle my shit. HOWEVER, you have no right telling me what to do and making me feel bad for the things I do. You’re here for one thing and one thing only. If you want otherwise, I suggest you find a relationship. Speaking of relationships, I really don’t need you to act like we’re in one. 

#5 “While today it is me, we all shall fall” 

#5 “While today it is me, we all shall fall” 

Melanie Iglesias, yum.

Melanie Iglesias, yum.

OK, so… so… sometimes I lie. I mean, I’m weird, man. About random stuff too, I don’t even know why I do it. It’s like… it’s like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, Wow, that wasn’t even remotely true.

—“Sam”, Natalie Portman (Garden State)

Cigarettes

A lot of people say smoking is a stupid habit and I agree; it IS stupid. However, all smokers know that. No one smokes a cigarette thinking it’s good for him or her. This isn’t the 1900’s where packs of cigarettes didn’t have warning labels and advertisements showed that smoking was good for you in means of attractiveness.
Statistics show that each cigarette smoked shaves off at least 5 minutes of a person’s life.  But what statistics don’t show are the friends and memories made during that cigarette break. I’ve honestly have had some of the best conversations during a cigarette break. I’ve formed friendships with people who are now my closest friends. I even got closer to some of my family members.  I would take losing x amount of minutes from my life than not have these memories.
You can judge me all you want. Nag, bitch, complain… whatever. But I know the consequences and I chose to risk them. You’re wasting your time trying to convince someone who knows already. 

Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them.

—Sex and the City

Well damn, you already know.

Well damn, you already know.

Bradley Cooper speaking french <3 Just marry me, please.